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    Sunday, December 13th, 2009
    6:20 pm
    Ten Metres: The Adventures of St. John Allerdyce and Megan Gwynn
    So... not long ago in a now-closed X-Men rp game (which rocked everyone's socks to the bitter end), my rp-pal Ariel and I played in a scene which featured magical, steampunk versions of our characters, Pyro and Pixie. There were many other characters and many other players involved in the original scene, but the end result was a fun one-on-one spin-off story about what happened to Meg and St. John next. We've planned a full-scale, globe-trotting adventure featuring, among other goodies: sane Deadpool, fat Emma Frost, and chaos-god air pirates. Now that the game board is closed, we're continuing it here on insanejournal.

    Here are some excerpts from the original game thread: http://st-allerdyce.insanejournal.com/274.html

    And here's what we've been spinning off with so far:
    Chapter One: How It Began http://st-allerdyce.insanejournal.com/637.html
    Chapter Two: Perpetual Morning-After Syndrome http://st-allerdyce.insanejournal.com/783.html

    OH! I should also add that if you're one of my XE rp-pals and you read this and want to throw your character, or your AU-version of the character, into the mix, even if only for a special guest appearance for funsies, then feel free to contact either me or ariel on YIM/MSN and jump on in. Obviously no one is obligated.
    (Note: This is just a fun writing exercise between friends. We're NOT starting a new game out of this, and therefore are not looking to recruit "players." So, on the offchance anyone else should stumble across here... this offer to jump in does not extend to people we don't know and have never roleplayed with before. Nothing personal.)
    Thursday, May 14th, 2009
    5:47 pm
    PUPPIES.
    I am writing out Pros & Cons lists for getting a Big Dog vs getting a Little Dog. This is for the Future, when I have my own place and a steady income to provide for said dog. But I am definately getting one, likely in 2011 when I return from Paris with my sister (long story there).
    I'm a big fan of dog training, so I'm not considering that either a plus or a minus with any breeds. That's why you won't see anything like, "mean," "yippy," "smart" or other such things on the list.

    BIG DOGS (My favorite breeds: Newfoundland, Great Dane, Rottweiler)

    + Cooler. What I actually picture myself with. A "real dog" if you will.
    + Can carry weight (ex: Newfies are bred to rescue people from the water. Most big dogs can also be trained to pull small sleds with kids in them for fun. Carts w/ laundry in them. Etc.)
    + Living in city. Potential guardian. I'm nervous about living in Boston or Somerville after all the shit that went down in Tampa. Nobody breaks into an apartment with a Rottweiler in it, especially if I have "Beware of Dog" signs everywhere. I'm going to keep THIS PS2, damn it.
    + Can play fetch, catch, etc. Their mouths actually fit tennis balls and normal-sized frisbees in them.

    - Short lifespan. Generally more health problems (esp if purebred, which isn't necessary). Joint and hip issues almost universal in large breeds. Great Danes only live for about 10 years and are already "old" by the time they're 4.
    - Hot hot in summer (and I want a big black dog).
    - Expensive to feed. Expensive vet bills. Expensive everything.
    - Massive destruction in a short time, even with training.
    - Need more room than my hypothetical apartment will provide (they say Great Danes make great apartment dogs... probably because they get so old so fast).
    - At least 3 walks a day.
    - Drooly, smelly. If I wanted that I'd get a boyfriend. And unlike a dog, I can HIT a boyfriend.
    - Big humungous poops that I will have to, by law, pick up and carry in a plastic bag.

    LITTLE DOGS (Breeds I like: West Highland Terrier, Maltese (but only w/ "puppy cut," no long belly hair), English Toy Spaniel, Any other kind of cute terrier bred for hunting rats.)

    + Long lifespan.
    + Adorable.
    + Easier to travel with (Big dog on leash = walk or drive. Little dog in a bag = subway!).
    + PUPPY SWEATERS!
    + Can live comfortably in city apartment.

    - Shedding
    - Grooming (either time if I do it, or expenses if I have someone else do it)
    - Seriously Pussy Dog (espeically with the sweaters and the inevidable cutesy name I give it)
    Monday, April 27th, 2009
    2:15 pm
    "Whatcha gonna do when you get your diploma?"
    "I don't care."
    "Are you gonna frame it?"
    "No. I might burn it."
    "You can't burn diplomas. Most of them are metal-based now."
    "Good thinking. I'll use it to slit my wrists."
    Thursday, March 5th, 2009
    7:18 pm
    Number Five need input...
    So I've got a bunch of fanfic projects bouncing around in my head, and I need to decide what order to put them up here. Anyone have any input?

    Option 1: "Next chapter of Coming of Age! With more sex and less teasing, damn it!"
    Option 2: "What the hell's happening with Kitty and Kurt/Hank? I demand you finished what you started!"
    Option 3: "That new story you're thinking about, that takes place in XE 'verse, but Megan joins the Brotherhood!" (and no, it's not porn. just a bit disturbing)
    Option 4: "Fuck all that! Do a slashfic for me! Do [insert coupling here]!!!"
    Option 5: "Stop your writing and finish you freaking XE dayplanners, geek."
    Monday, February 16th, 2009
    9:05 pm
    Beyond the Veil
    Genre: X-Men
    Characters: Pixie/Dust
    Rating: R (for sexual content and adult themes)
    Summary: This little slice of DEMENTIA is dedicated to kaz and stef. :-P

    Sooraya Qadir sat on the couch next to a friendly, young, pink-haired girl called Megan Gwynn, where her friend flipped through the channels as Sooraya attempted to have a conversation with Julian Keller, who leaned over the back of the couch rather menacingly, although that could have been unintentional.

    Male-female interaction was so very different here than what she was used to.

    Read more... )
    Thursday, January 22nd, 2009
    11:36 am
    Paris
    Genre: X-men, Alternate Victorian steam-punk Universe that is featured in the XE game here: http://z4.invisionfree.com/xmenentropy198/index.php?showtopic=1241
    And here: http://z4.invisionfree.com/xmenentropy198/index.php?showtopic=1265
    Rating: R for strong language and adult themes
    Characters: AU versions of Pixie, Pyro, and Gambit.
    Summary: Welsh-born Megan Gwynn and the Aussie gentleman St. John Allerdyce are bound by a botched curse, to always be within ten metres of each other, and must travel the world in order to break the spell. During a weekend rest stop in Paris, France, Allerdyce has decided to occupy Megan by buying her a "gift."

    Say it in French

    “I can’t believe I’m in Paris, and I can’t even fly to the Eiffel tower proper,” Megan whined.

    St. John tried to ignore her, flipping through the fanmail that had been backing up since their little adventure began. “It’s not your first time here,” he replied dismissively, “And it won’t be your last. You’ll fly about to your heart’s content once we finish our business in Nepal.”

    She just pouted more, and leaned too far over the balcony just to get his attention and piss him off. “I don’t know why they say this is the most romantic city in the world. Looks awfully dirty to me.”

    “Maybe that’s why,” he shrugged.

    “Smut and love are not the same thing.”

    “How would you know?” he pointed out, “You’ve never experienced either.”

    “Oh rot in hell, will you? I’m going to take a shower. Don’t wander off and yank me out of the tub like you did last time.”

    He laughed a little at the memory, and she glared at him once more before disappearing into their suite’s private bathroom. As soon as he heard the water running, St. John stood up and ran to the door to usher in their secret guest. “She’s just about ready,” he said in a low voice as the other man made himself comfortable, “You know what to do.”Read more... )
    Monday, January 12th, 2009
    9:06 am
    Title Pending (open to suggestions)
    Kitty Pryde had picked out naughty underthings before while shopping with Jean. She tried it on as a joke, but ended up buying it when it made her look good. She liked the way it felt, being sexy. Then of course, she had never worn it again.

    Until tonight.

    Black bra. A push-up, despite the fact that she knew she wasn't fooling anyone. Black silk panties under a dark purple garter belt, attached to matching purple stockings. She turned around a few times in front of the mirror before finally giving up in a fit of nervous giggles to throw on a flattering black skirt and a tight sweater. Didn't only crazy people laugh when they were alone? It wouldn't surprise her one bit at this point to learn she was crazy. It was the only explanation as to why she would have accepted this invitation.

    What am I doing? She thought to herself as she made her way down the halls of the X-mansion, getting ever closer to his room. What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing?

    First she knocked on the door. Then she called out, "Knock knock!" although it was corny and redundant. She wanted to be clear on who it was on the other side.

    Kurt's room was always colder than the rest of the mansion, as was Hank's. She always assumed it had something to do with the fact that they lived in their own furry incubators that followed them everywhere. One such incubator stood in front of her now, wrapped around the thin frame of Kurt Wanger, the Incredible Nightcrawler. "Katzchen," he looked almost as nervous as she suspected that she did, "I'm glad you came. Come in."

    She smiled as she walked past him into the room, partially because she caught him giving her a once-over with his eyes as she did so. She was used to it, because up until now she would have been able to tell herself that was just Kurt being Kurt. But this time he wasn't just Kurt. He was, well... Kuuurt.

    "I have to admit," he went on, "I was a little surprised that you actually agreed to this."

    "So was I," she confessed, "I'm a little nervous."

    "Ja?"

    "Yeah, I mean... I'm not exactly sure about any of this."

    In one last show of friendship, Kurt reached over and took her hand, giving it a little squeeze of comfort. "I am."

    Kitty hadn't realized there was a sound of running water coming from the bathroom until it stopped, and Hank came in still wringing a little dampness from his freshly washed hands. He smiled when he saw her, in that 'favorite uncle' kind of way she was used to. "Alright, you two. Are we about ready to begin?"

    From his belt loop hung one small mutant inhibitor.
    Sunday, January 11th, 2009
    2:20 pm
    Coming of Age, Part 9
    Things continued on this way for several months. Megan tried to carry on with her life, but now that she had made herself available to Sabretooth, normalcy was becoming less likely than ever before. Read more... )
    1:10 pm
    Coming of Age: A Glance Backwards
    I finally wrote more Pixie/Sabe, but first, a review:

    Parts 1 and 2: Sabretooth infiltrates the X-Mansion to find the only one home is a twisted little 21-year-old nymph-o (get it? nymph? it's a play on words. oh forget it.) named Megan Gwynn.
    One: http://mutonomous.insanejournal.com/428.html
    Two: http://mutonomous.insanejournal.com/609.html

    Parts 3-8: Four years later, Creed has had time to think about what happened, learn all he can about her, and exact his revenge by making her feel even more humiliated than he had that fateful afternoon. Things, of course, do not go as planned. For either of them.
    Three: http://mutonomous.insanejournal.com/962.html
    Four: http://mutonomous.insanejournal.com/1087.html
    Five: http://mutonomous.insanejournal.com/1286.html
    Six: http://mutonomous.insanejournal.com/1714.html
    Seven: http://mutonomous.insanejournal.com/1847.html
    Eight: http://mutonomous.insanejournal.com/2313.html

    Part 9: Things were so perfect that it was only natural that they couldn't last. Pesky psychics are always trying to ruin our fun, aren't they?
    Nine: Coming soon!!!
    Tuesday, December 30th, 2008
    5:50 pm
    Insane Journal
    I want to both read and write more porn here. Let us make it so.

    I may even try one that doesn't involve X-Men. Don't get me wrong, it should still be weird as fuck, because it's me. Just thought I'd try my hand at OC's having sex.

    Current Mood: bored
    Sunday, October 26th, 2008
    8:03 am
    Coming Of Age, Part VIII
    Genre: X-Men fic
    Characters: Sabretooth, Pixie
    Rating: X (grown-up brains ONLY from now on, guys. thanks.)
    Summary: After four years, Creed decides that it's time to revisit his newest obsession.

    A Little Review: This is Part One: http://mutonomous.insanejournal.com/428.html
    This is Part Seven (the previous part): http://mutonomous.insanejournal.com/1847.html

    And this is Part Eight:

    He decided to follow orders then, and relax. Read more... )
    7:25 am
    *shivers*
    I challenge anyone who reads this to try to make the Blob sexy.

    Read more... )

    *gags a little*

    Good luck to you
    Saturday, October 4th, 2008
    6:26 pm
    Coming of Age, Part VII
    Title: Coming of Age, Part VII
    Fandom: X-Men
    Characters: Pixie & Sabretooth
    Rating: X, adults only!!!

    BANG!

    There was a sharp pain in his neck, and although he should have been used to it by now, Creed couldn't help but gasp as he thought he was being shot in the throat. A hand instinctively flew up to clutch at the wound, but instead of a flow of hot blood, he felt something cold and small... and sharp. Read more... )
    Sunday, August 24th, 2008
    2:52 pm
    Coming of Age, Part VI
    Genre: X-Men fic
    Characters: Sabretooth, Pixie
    Rating: X (grown-up brains ONLY from now on, guys. thanks.)
    Summary: After four years, Creed decides that it's time to revisit his newest obsession.

    Read more... )
    Friday, August 15th, 2008
    9:35 pm
    Coming of Age, Part V
    Genre: X-Men fic
    Characters: Sabretooth, Pixie
    Rating: X (grown-up brains ONLY from now on, guys. thanks.)
    Summary: After four years, Creed decides that it's time to revisit his newest obsession.

    Part Four: http://mutonomous.insanejournal.com/1087.html

    Part Five:
    Read more... )
    Sunday, August 10th, 2008
    12:05 pm
    Coming of Age Part IV
    Genre: X-Men fic
    Characters: Sabretooth, Pixie
    Rating: R (for language, nudity and adult themes)
    Summary: After four years, Creed decides that it's time to revisit his newest obsession.

    Part Three is here: http://mutonomous.insanejournal.com/962.html

    Part Four is behind the cut:
    Read more... )
    Wednesday, August 6th, 2008
    4:47 pm
    Coming of Age, Part III
    Genre: X-Men fic
    Characters: Sabretooth, Pixie
    Rating: R (for language and adult themes)
    Summary: After four years, Creed decides that it's time to revisit his newest obsession.

    Part One is here: http://mutonomous.insanejournal.com/428.html

    Part Two is here: http://mutonomous.insanejournal.com/609.html

    Part Three is behind the cut:

    Read more... )
    Sunday, August 3rd, 2008
    8:08 am
    Coming of Age, Part 2
    Genre: X-Men fic
    Characters: Sabretooth, Pixie
    Rating: R (for language)
    Summary: Creed invades the privacy of the youngest X-Man to discover that she might be almost as twisted as he is.

    Part One is here: http://mutonomous.insanejournal.com/428.html

    Part Two behind the cut.

    Read more... )
    Thursday, July 10th, 2008
    1:34 pm
    Coming of Age, Part 1
    Genre: X-Men fic
    Characters: Sabretooth, Pixie
    Rating: PG-13
    Summary: Creed invades the privacy of the youngest X-Man to discover that she might be almost as twisted as he is.

    Read more... )
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